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"He Loves Me, Loves Me Not"Written By: Lisa-chan Disclaimer: The G-boys are not mine. I only use
them for loads of fun and for putting them in compromising situations
and stuff. Warnings: yaoi, Relena and Hilde bashing, mentioning
of 1xR and 2XH, slight OOCness on Heero’s behalf. Pairings: 1x2x1 Summary: Heero and Duo are both tired of their
girlfriends. They end up in a shed together. Need I say more?
He Loves me, Loves me Not Chapter 2 Both girls heaved the heavy door open, fully expecting
to meet both their lovers come running towards them in tears, begging
for forgiveness. Wishful thinking as some might call it. Instead,
a razor-sharp cry was their welcome as Duo plunged into Heero, and
the sight of those two naked bodies moving, gleaming with sweat, hit
them with stupefaction. Hilde caught Duo’s eyes staring straight
into hers, piercing through them, challenging, provoking... evil. “Favorite pony you said... Well, guess what…
I’ve found him… See how meek he is,” he breathed amidst
Heero’s moans, refusing to stop his heavy thrusts. Finally realizing what was actually happening in there,
Hilde and Relena smacked the door back shut. “Hilde, did you see that too?” Relena said
bewildered, slapping herself a few times in the face to make sure
she wasn’t dreaming this. Only, Hilde didn’t answer her
quite yet, she didn’t seem to hear her, Duo’s words were
still reverberating in her head and blocked away Relena’s desperate
squeaks. The blond girl snapped her fingers in front of Hilde’s
eyes, but even there came no reaction to. “Hilde! Did I just see what I think I saw?!”
she shouted urgently, shaking her shoulders and finally making her
blink with her eyes. “Well, I don’t know!” she shouted back,
trying not to cool her frustrations down on Relena. “Maybe you
should take another look… Of course you just saw what you think
you saw!” “So, what do we do? Go in there?” “Christ, no! He was talking about a threesome,
Heaven forbid, he might drag me or even you into it!” “Then what?” “How the hell should I know?! Think dammit, we’ll
just have to think of something!” They both fell silent in thoughts, but a distinct sound
made its way though the thick door. “Nnh… Duo! Oh, Kami-sa… ma!” “God, I can’t think like that!” Hilde
yelled furiously. Relena burst out in tears and fell to her knees. “Heero,
why are you doing this?” she yammered, crawling to the door and
taking another peek inside through a tiny chink. Heero’s face
was a mixture of pleasure and pain, but naturally, she thought away
the pleasure and only had eye for the pain tracing his features. “He’s hurting him! He’s in pain! Get
off him, you scumbag!” she hollered. “Where did I go wrong?
Where did I falter? I have a perfect body, right? I am a lovable person.” “Duo, yes! Oh! Oohh… I’m gonna…
DUO!!!” “Those are no screams of pain, Relena!” Hilde
said, jerking her upright. “Face it, those two are humping each
other!” “How can you talk about it like that?” Relena
sobbed. “You don’t even seem to mind at all, how can you
be so soberly?” “Because I have a plan,” the black-haired
girl said, a cunning grin playing across her lips. “What’s
the time?” “Perfect.” “Say Hilde, how long are we still gonna stay here?
I’m starting to get hungry,” Relena whined, sitting down
and leaning against the door, watching Hilde pacing up and down. “How many times do I still have to explain myself?
The moment they come out, we seize their hand, or their arm, or anything
we can get a hold of, start running, and pound come common sense into
them.” “You know, I’d rather stick with the kissing-thing.” “See for yourself. I’m still gonna use my
plan,” Hilde said shrugging. They both fell silent again, waiting nervously, brooding
on revenge. “Awfully quiet in there, isn’t it?” Relena
said suddenly, drawing figures in the soil with her fingers. “Do you prefer them moaning and screaming out each
other’s name then?!” Hilde said unnerved. “No! But I sure wonder what they’re doing
now,” she pondered. “I wanna know, I’m gonna take a
look.” She turned around and started searching for a hole or
a crack that was big enough to get a good view of the entire shed.
When she’d found it, her curious eyes pierced inside the dim
room, and she looked straight into a cobalt-blue orb. “Cuckoo! I can see you!” Heero said playfully,
still naked, just like Duo. “Oh, for crying out loud!” she yelled, jumping
back a bit in surprise. “Do you want us to?” Duo’s voice meddled.
“We can do that if you want, ain’t that right, Heero?”
He sneaked behind him and wrapped his arms around his handsome lover,
letting one hand drop to an extremely sensitive place. “My God, Duo!” Heero yelled, half to infuriate
Relena, half in genuine excitement. “Way to go, Relena,” Hilde scowled, throwing
her a deadly glare. “Oh, hold your tongue, will ya,” Relena retorted.
“Heero, what do you think you’re doing?! And for God’s
sake, put some clothes on!” “Duo, she wants to know what we’re doing,”
he said, goofily turning his head to him. “We’re trying to make babies!” he joked.
“And we’re gonna keep on trying until we have one!” The girl pulled away from her peeping hole with a face
sour enough to curdle milk. “Care for another try, Heero?” Dou breathed
in his ear. “M-maybe later,” Heero stammered, having a
hard time to resist, especially when Duo swirled his tongue in his
ear and teased a nipple with his fingers. “Okay, sssurely l-later.
But I sstill have to s-ssay something to Re-Relena.” “It’d better be interesting enough then,”
he growled, nibbling his neck and shoulder. “I’m horny,
Heero. I want you now.” “Relena, we have heard your - nnh - ridiculous
plan. Did you really think - oh Duo! - you could catch us with that?
You’ll have to… think of… something BETTER - DUO!” Without caring any further about her undoubtedly outrageous
reaction, he let himself drag to the ground by Duo. The violet-eyed
pilot pinned Heero’s wrists above his head with one hand and
impaled himself on his hard member, prepared for he pain this time
and only wincing a little. He started rocking his hips with a steady
rhythm, making their moans mingle and increase in volume as he proceeded
riding him like that. “Well, congratulations Relena!” Hilde hollered.
“You’ve done it again!” “What? What did you say?” Relena said, peering up at her, her hands pressed tightly against her ears. “Oh, shut up!” “Hilde, you said it wouldn’t take long until
they would come out,” Relena said, on the verge of a nervous
breakdown by now. “I know, I don’t understand. He’s holding out surprisingly long,” Hilde said, nervously looking at her watch. “It’s already a quarter past lunchtime, he
should be starving by now.” “Heeerooo! I’m hungry! Let’s get out!”
they suddenly heard. “Aha! Thought so!” “Hey, you guys!” Heero yelled. “Have
you already figured out another plan?!” “Yes, actually we have. It’s very simple.
Setting one foot out of that barn is admitting defeat!” Hilde
yelled back. “Oh, that’s blackmail!” Duo hollered.
“We’ll have to come out anyway!” “That’s right! Wicked, isn’t it!”
she grinned. Awaiting whether there came another comment or not, both
girls positioned themselves in front of the door, ready to claim their
boyfriends. Hilde was convinced of it that Duo’s hunger could
drive them outside any moment now, and sure enough, the door slowly
opened, Heero’s head warily peering outside, Duo right behind
him. “Heero, I knew you would come back to me!”
Relena coaxed with an overdone, mellifluous smile plastered on her
face, jerking him by his collar and kissing him fiercely on his mouth.
Heero struggled himself away from her grip and gestured with one hand
to Duo that he had to stay where he was. “Go back! Go back inside!” he sputtered, using
his other hand to push Relena away. The moment he was finally freed
from her possessive hands, he jumped back inside and swiftly closed
the door again. “Dear God, they actually mean it,” he said,
wiping his mouth off in disgust. “Now what?” Duo panicked. “Calm down, I know something,” he reassured
him. “Hey, you two just have to accept that we don’t love
you anymore! And if you can’t live with that, we’re going
on a hunger strike!” “What? What? What did you just say?!” Duo
said alarmed, looking at him with horrorstruck eyes. “Easy now, they won’t let us starve here to
death, you know.” “No no no, that’s not the point!” Duo
said, wildly shaking his head. “I don’t only eat because
I’m hungry, I eat because I like it. It’s my hobby!” “But you don’t understand, Duo. It’s
lunchtime for them too. They’ll have to leave if they want to
it eat, ne? That’s only logical.” “Hey yeah, you’re right.” After having waited at least another ten minutes, peeking
outside every five seconds, Duo was starting to run out of patience.
“They’re still there?” he said annoyed. “I’ll take another look.” Heero carefully
pushed the door open and stuck his head outside, instantly pulling
it back inside as he saw Relena still sitting there. “Okay, so at least Hilde’s gone already.” “What do you mean? Relena’s still there?” “Yeah. I don’t know what they’re planning
to do, but… maybe they’re gonna eat in turns,” he said,
insecurely staring through a hole. “Oh my God,” he said,
suddenly in a slightly terrified voice. “Duo, please don’t
get mad at me.” “Why?” he asked, pushing him away and looking
through the tiny opening himself. In the distance, he could see Hilde
approaching with several paper bags and flat boxes with, especially
to Duo, very familiar motives on it. “Oh! Omigod! Hamburgers, French fries, chicken
nuggets, pizza with cheese in the crust! She went to McDonalds and
Pizza Hut all at once! I didn’t even know they knew that existed
in this God-forsaken out-of-the-way-place!” He turned around
to Heero with an at the same time distraught and furious face. “You
and your terrific plans!” he shouted. “I’m sorry, it’s not like I have foreseen
this to happen!” Heero tried to defend himself. “Otherwise
I would’ve brought food.” “In fact, now that you mention it, I think I still
have a candy bar in my jacket,” Duo said, starting to grope his
pockets. “Oh really, a candy bar?” Heero asked awkwardly. “Funny, it’s gone,” the American said
with a puzzled face. “Ehm… Was that such a chocolate bar with blue
wrapping and yellow dots on it?” the Japanese said nervously,
cold sweat staring to run down his back. “Yes, it was. Heero, how do you know that?” “Yeah, I think… I sorta.. ate that,”
he stammered. “What?!” “I’m sorry! I thought it was from Relena!” “How can you possibly think it’s from Relena
when you’re stealing it out of *my* pocket?!” “I didn’t! I found it on the train and it
was lying next to Relena’s jacket.” “Oh, that’s just great!” he said, throwing
his hands up in annoyance. “I’m really sorry, koi,” he said with
a honeyed voice. “I’ll make it up to you.” He sneaked
his arms around his slender waist and kissed him passionately on his
mouth, assailing Duo’s tongue with his own. He pulled away again
and looked at him with a questioning look. “Still angry,” Duo said, though gasping for
air. “Then how’s this?” Duo’s light jacket
fell to the ground and his shirt was yet again unbuttoned for Heero
to fondle a nipple with his tongue. “Better,” Duo breathed, feeling that his mind
was leaving him. “And this?” His next move was to push him
against the wall, his fingers searching their way inside his pants,
until they found a hard, pulsing cock, demanding to be played with. “Now, that’s the kind of stuff I’m talking
about,” he moaned as Heero softly massaged the damp tip. “But
that doesn’t change the fact that I’m still hungry.” “You are truly amazing,” Heero said, slightly
offended. “How can you still think about food when I’m having
my hand in you boxers?” “I’m gonna try to sway them into giving us
some of their food,” Duo said, ignoring Heero’s comments
and crawling back in front of his hole. “Hilde!” he shouted.
“I didn’t mean that about that favorite pony, alright? You
are my favorite pony!” “Duo!” “I’m sorry Heero, but I’m hungry. I’d
do anything right now for just a tiny slice or that gorgeous looking
pizza over there.” “What about your hunger strike then?” Hilde
said, her mouth smeared with mayonnaise and her fingers greasy from
the food. “That was Heero’s idea. Can I pleeaase have
a bit of pizza, or a few French fries?” “Are you coming back to me?” Now that was the kind of dilemma he never wanted to
be in: fabulous sex with Heero, but no food, or lousy sex with Hilde,
and loads of food. “Ehm, I… I think…” he stuttered.
Sex or food? Sex or food, what would it be?! “That shouldn’t be too difficult,” Heero answered in his place, giving him a firm squeeze in his buttocks. “He’s gonna stay with me, right, Duo love?” “I haven’t asked you anything!” Hilde
snapped. “Duo, what’s it gonna be?!” Any doubt that he still had was taken away by Heero’s
hand going through his hair and caressing his braid, a weakness of
which he had wished Heero had never found it, but *that* felt damn
good. “Terribly sorry, Hilde…” he moaned. “Fine, have it your way!” she yelled furiously.
“If you can be stubborn, we can be stubborn too!” “Heero, why did you do that? Now I still don’t
have any food,” Duo whined. “Well Duo, while you were trying on picking up
that pizza of yours, I have made myself useful.” “Oh, have you turned yourself into a huge fried
chicken? Coz that’s the only way you can possibly be of any use
to me now.” “No, look over there,” he said, pointing to
something that was standing against the wall. “A ladder,” Duo ascertained. “Yes, and over there?” “And attic window.” He turned to him with
a happy grin. “Heero, you’re a genius.” “Let’s get outa here,” Heero grinned.
“They can wait forever.” They both scurried to the ladder
and positioned it carefully against the little window. Since the roof
wasn’t that high, it should’ve been easy to jump off. “I’ll go first,” Duo said, starting to
climb the ladder. When he was somewhere in the middle, he suddenly
stopped and pricked up his ears. He heard terrified and urgent shrieks.
“Heero, do you hear that? What the hell is that?” “Are that Hilde and Relena?” “I’ll go check it out,” Duo said, quickly
climbing further up. He stuck his head through the window and looked
around, just in time to see the girls hiding in the bushes. As he
looked to the main road, he could indeed see something approaching. “Heero, I can see something,” he yelled, straining
his eyes to see exactly what it was. “Why, it’s a man, I’d
say. He’s wearing a blue hat and a blue overall and he’s
brandishing a hayfork about too. Ehm, he looks pretty disgruntled,
if not furious. And now… he actually starts running. Oh my God,
Heero! I think he has spotted me!” “That must be the owner of this shed. Duo, get
your ass down that ladder! We have to leave this place!” “Heero, I do am aware of it that this is a very
interesting position, but… get the hell off me!” Heero stumbled upright and they both ran to the door.
As they pushed it open, they almost bumped into a massive, gigantic
man, his eyes spewing fire. “Whaz arrre you tzo zoing herrre?! Get the hell
ouzza herre! Not only tzo lasses, but deux garçons aussi! Ça
alors!” “Heero?” Duo said puzzled, not certain what
to do. “Run! Run for it, dammit!” Heero yelled, grabbing
his hand. They darted away, the farmer fortunately so fat that he
couldn’t keep up with them, and when they deemed themselves safe,
they stopped, leaning against each other and bursting out in guffaws. “A farmer with a French accent? Where the hell
did Hilde take us to?” Heero laughed. “I don’t know, but I know where I am going
to now,” he smiled, licking his lips at the prospect of at least
a hundred of hamburgers. “McDonalds!” “And then we’re gonna screw each other senseless,
right?” “Right!” Owari Chapter |
